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Catholic Life
New profile feature helps singles determine whether a potential spouse is truly serious about mortification, spiritual discipline, and eventually discussing it over coffee.
Health & Fitness
Local resident says Monday remains the most realistic target date for a complete physical transformation.
Church News
Parishioners report being fully prepared for Holy Week until they realized it involved attending something on a weekday.